The lactation specialist/nurse lady offered me no clues yesterday as to why Gianna makes such barbaric, bear-grunting, lollipop slapping squeaking noises while she’s nursing. She sat on a stool right across from me and my nursing babe for about 20 minutes, watching and listening to the wrestling match we were broadcasting loud and clear to her. Then she turns and says to me, “Well, I can’t figure out what she’s doing in there to make those noises. Everything looks fine to me on the outside. I guess we don’t really have a plan for you.”
Great. That’s super encouraging. Not even a word uttered to puff up my diminishing optimism. Not even an ill-timed joke to relieve my concerns about all these plugged ducts. Not even an offbeat, hillbilly herb to prescribe for this condition she can’t put her finger on.
So, I’m back to using my motherly instincts and hoping Gianna outgrows this orchestra at the breast she’s been performing and perfecting for the past 3 weeks. It doesn’t seem like there really are any experts out there. I found everything out by my prime researching skills and the help of google image searches so far. Damn waste of a $10 copay yesterday.
It’s just you and me little girl. We’re going to plod and push our way through this little hiccup if it’s the last thing we do. Afterall, you aren’t quitting (though you are a little more motivated with your grumbly tummy 8 times a day) so why should I? I’m in it as long as you are. If only I could muster the kind of motivational speech for us that my blogger friend xbox made for his intimate friend Spencer. (This is really a must read post folks. Go check it out.)